Best chat up lines ever?


Well folks its almost the weekend so I thought I would give a little something back. So for all you singletons out there who are hitting the pubs and clubs here are a few of my favourite chat up lines.

Are you wearing shin pads? Because you are about to get tackled.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see!!

Nice dress you are wearing, can I talk you out of it?

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE wrote all over you.

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

And for all you romantics out there

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Any others that you think are winners feel free to post in reply box.

Let me know if you have used any of these tried and tested love lines.

Stay hungry

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