Statistics tell us that a massive 68% of us have been chatted up. So to mark that useless information I have decided to compile a list of my favourite chat up lines. Because we can all do with a laugh. Now, before we start some are rude, some are crude and some are funny. These are my picks!
Have a look and add your own favourites.
1: Put a crash helmet on, you are going through the headboard tonight.
2: Hi, I’m Mr Right, someone told me that you were looking for me.
3: Are them things real?
4: Why don’t you come back to my place, I’ve got a bottle of taboo with your name on it.
5: Ask a girl to feel your jumper and then say “what material is that?” She will venture a guess then you say “boyfriend material.”
6: Do you have pet insurance?… well you’re gonna need it once I’ve smashed your pussy.
7: I have only three months to live
8: Nice cans, can I maul you?
9: Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven
10: Is it hot in here or is it you?
That’s a taster of some of the lines going around. Let me know if any of them have worked for you. Or if you have better!!